Weezer Pork and Beans Video
Sunday June 01, 2008
This is genious making your new music video star all the coolest internet legends. The chipmonk really sells it.
A Town Called Dildo
Wednesday February 06, 2008
Am I immature for thinking this is fantastic? Probably, but that doesn't matter.
Aston Martin Vs. Roller Blader With a Jet Pack
Thursday January 31, 2008
Like I said. Watch. Now.
Led Zeppelin London Reunion Footage
Tuesday December 11, 2007
If you've been looking around for footage of last night's Led Zeppelin reunion show in London's O2 Arena this is the only video I've found so far. I really need to watch this show in it's entirety.
Read & Watch Led Zeppelin Video
Update: Youtube videos of Led Zeppelin Reunion (until taken down)
Good Times, Bad Times
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsHcUwtw5H0
Stairway To Heaven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G_JTMuHOQk
The Song Remains The Same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V2KiBNSgw8&NR=1
Kashmir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxukPZ0pjA
Whole Lotta Love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SE_azOraU34
Rock & Roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQLB03euTXQ&NR=1
Infomercial Ladders?
Friday October 12, 2007
Whatever you do don't buy a ladder from TV. If you do you deserve what this guy got.
Coors High-End Beer Unit: An Oxymoron
Thursday August 30, 2007
Coors Brewing Co will be creating a new line of high-end beers. I'm assuming by "high-end" they mean these beers will be on the level of Blue Moon which is substandard by any definition. Too little too late? I'll have a Green Flash West Coast IPA please.
Runner Slams Face Into Hurdle
Tuesday August 28, 2007
This is pretty extreme. Doctors said he suffered only some cuts to his lower lip and jaw.
Continue reading "Runner Slams Face Into Hurdle"You Know You're a Beer Geek When...
Monday August 27, 2007
Copied from the MySpace of The Liar's Club, one of San Diego's premiere beer bars.
- You are at someone's house, and all they have is Bud Light - you opt for water.
- You spend up to 5 minutes looking for the alchohol content on the bottle before taking a sip
- a girl invites you home from the bar and before making a decision, you ask her what kind of beer she has. Or, someone calls you an arrogant bastard and you think that you've been offered a beer.
- You go to the grocery or liquor store and spend over 10 minutes looking at all the beer, then leave without getting anything and drive to another location.
Fox News Prank Caller
Sunday August 26, 2007
People that call live news broadcasts just to say titties are incredible.
Continue reading "Fox News Prank Caller"Bike Jump Into Lake
Sunday August 26, 2007
Here's one thing I'm gonna go ahead and say I won't be doing for a long time if ever since I went and busted my back. Riding off a big ass jump into a lake can be filed under awesome.
Larry Richette Likes Reporters
Saturday August 25, 2007
"That's what I think of TV news."
The All-In-One Beer Brewing Machine
Saturday August 25, 2007
What if there were a machine—a beautiful shiny machine—and all it did, with almost no work from you, was make you beer? Such was the dream that drove PopSci staff photographer John Carnett to spend weeks building what he simply refers to as the Device: a stainless-steel two-cart brewing system that starts by boiling extract—concentrated wort, or pre-fermented beer—and ends with a chilled pint.
This is a friggin cool machine, even though it won't do All-Grain brewing yet. It's a little odd that you have to pour your pint off the same machine you brew on, but I guess it could be a pretty rad conversation piece in your living room. Now your neighbors can look in the window and think you're running a meth lab!
Video of "The Device":
Related: My own brewery
China Regulates Buddhist Reincarnation
Wednesday August 22, 2007
In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission.
I didn't know you could even regulate such a thing.
City Wide Drug Testing
Wednesday August 22, 2007
Pretty sweet way of tracking drug use by testing the waste water of an entire city. I'd love to see my neighborhood tested. Almost guarantee it would be high in crack and meth use.
Holy Window Washing Hell
Tuesday August 21, 2007
This makes me want to puke. Someone should've died, but supposedly no one did.
Success With The Database
Thursday August 16, 2007
It's been an incredibly F'ed up interesting month over here but there may finally be some success to report. Allow me to summarize the nightmares experienced.
To start it off I ran out of disk space at my webhost (due to being a cheap ass with a cheap ass package). Well guess what happens when you're writing to a Berkeley Database and you run over your quota? Corrupted everything. There's really no way to recover from this outside of reinstalling and rebuilding everything. So, I figure it would be a great idea to upgrade my movabletype while I'm at it. The newer version looks much better anyway. Oops, with cheap shared hosting your CPU and memory usage is throttled and the new version won't even run. Sweet, more wasted time!
Final decision was to simply use the old version of movabletype, reinstall it, and I'm going to have to do some .htaccess trickery to forward any links to my old pages to the new ones, since the URLs were all based on internal database IDs (terrible decision) and now they're all different. Also, we're now on MySQL so hopefully this nightmare will never happen again. Never allow a Berkeley Database near your data.
Reporting Live From The Scene...
Wednesday July 11, 2007
http://view.break.com/329276 - Watch more free videos
Desktop Tower Defense 1.5
Thursday June 28, 2007
Don't forget the new version of Desktop Tower Defense is out. Waste time at work!
Bloxorz
Thursday June 28, 2007
I haven't even played this yet but from the looks of it this game is going to RULE.
Update: I've beaten all 33 levels. That means I'm the shit.
Thanks Fantastic Four
Thursday June 21, 2007
Somehow, probably due to the new movie Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer a super old Jessica Alba post from 2004 got 29,000 hits in one day. It's safe to say my Adsense earnings jumped up from that one. Weird how that can have such an effect. Maybe I need to start posting more Jessica Alba pics relating to the movie. Or, maybe just nude pictures. Porn is a goldmine.
By the way, the site isn't dead. I've been pretty consumed with brewing my own beer lately but soon enough I'll be posting filth and hilarity again.
US Border Patrol
Thursday April 26, 2007
Just a few people get out of this van when the border patrol stops them. Just a few.
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Ad Food Vs Real Food
Thursday April 19, 2007
This is a great idea, taking the crappy food you buy at KFC, Taco Bell, etc. and photographing it to compare to their advertisements. You won't be surprised at how nasty they look. I'd rather drink some pruno in some cases (see below).
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